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Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML

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On 02/01/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by leez - United States (Virginia)

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Yeah my old roommate used to do that all the time - i just turned the power to his room off for a few seconds then back on...he never did realize why his clock was always blinking when he came home

#2 - On 02/06/2009 at 11:30pm by jsbusc

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Go to the breaker box and see if you can turn off the electricity to her room or even her side of the house.

#18 - On 11/28/2009 at 1:29am by trizzieb

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