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Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML

#4487 (27)

I agree, your life sucks (20231) - you deserved it (790)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by leez - United States (Virginia)

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