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Today, while biking home from work, a 12 mile trip, I was speeding down a long hill and my jean pant leg got caught in the chain. It ripped, and then the rest of my pant leg ripped off. I had to bike 10 more miles half naked along the highway. FML

I agree, your life sucks (30053) - you deserved it (4152)

On 08/12/2009 at 10:01pm - misc - by OMGWTF (woman) - United States (California)

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