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Today, I started a new job as a maid. As I was cleaning the master bedroom's en-suite bathroom, the owners of the house came in and started making love. I was too scared to admit I was there, but after there was silence for a few minutes I thought it might be safe to leave. It wasn't. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50540) - you deserved it (6970)

On 08/12/2009 at 10:25am - misc - by maidmyday (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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This would have been so much better if you said "I thought it would be safe to come out. But he hadn't yet. FML"

#6 - On 08/12/2009 at 2:06pm by sportmaster525

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WOAH, awwwwwwwwkward!!! But shouldn't they know your coming?

#4 - On 08/12/2009 at 2:05pm by xbabby95g

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