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Today, I started a new job as a maid. As I was cleaning the master bedroom's en-suite bathroom, the owners of the house came in and started making love. I was too scared to admit I was there, but after there was silence for a few minutes I thought it might be safe to leave. It wasn't. FML
This would have been so much better if you said "I thought it would be safe to come out. But he hadn't yet. FML"
WOAH, awwwwwwwwkward!!! But shouldn't they know your coming?
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Friday 7 March 2014