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Man or woman?

Today, at the breakfast table my mum asked me what I thought about the plumber who came to our place a couple of weeks ago. I told her that I thought he was really cute and how hard I tried to flirt with him, she nodded and told me that he is her new boyfriend and might move in with us soon. FML


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On 08/12/2009 at 3:39am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

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#1 - On 08/12/2009 at 10:04am by Lolbrittany

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wow, thats awkward, so is your mom going for a younger guy or you an older? Either way thats just weird

#2 - On 08/12/2009 at 10:07am by CDS09

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