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Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML
I never understood why people like having those lawn ornaments. I think they're kind of tacky.
And clearly they can be hazardous too!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 26 June 2015