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Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML


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On 08/12/2009 at 2:49am - misc - by Bambi (woman) - United States (New York)

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I never understood why people like having those lawn ornaments. I think they're kind of tacky.

And clearly they can be hazardous too!

#1 - On 08/12/2009 at 10:04am by letitbe56

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At least the deer is ok.

#3 - On 08/12/2009 at 10:06am by Lolbrittany

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