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Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13619) - you deserved it (30209)

On 08/12/2009 at 2:49am - misc - by Bambi (woman) - United States (New York)

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