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Today, I felt inspired to create a photo album of myself through the years. As I was organizing the photos of my childhood, I noticed how many my mom was holding me and hugging me in. When she came home from work I jokingly asked, "When did you start hating me?" She replied, "When you were 4". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34294) - you deserved it (4145)

On 08/11/2009 at 9:43pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

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She was probably joking.

#12 - On 08/12/2009 at 3:49am by Dee100

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put her ass in a nursing home and tell her it was for being a horrible mother :)

#17 - On 08/12/2009 at 3:57am by loserboii

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