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Today, I was at the pool, casually flirting with one of the lifeguards. He said that he would gladly give me CPR, in the event that I needed it. I laughed and thanked him, stating that it was a sweet idea, even though I wouldn't be needing assistance. I then choked on my bottled water. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9481) - you deserved it (29218)

On 08/11/2009 at 4:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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