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Today, I was at the pool, casually flirting with one of the lifeguards. He said that he would gladly give me CPR, in the event that I needed it. I laughed and thanked him, stating that it was a sweet idea, even though I wouldn't be needing assistance. I then choked on my bottled water. FML
"so yeah, I would gladly give you CPR. . ."
"Aw, thanks, you're so sweet. I don't really think I would nee-HNNNGGGGGGGGG"
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