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Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5382) - you deserved it (73269)

On 08/11/2009 at 2:42am - misc - by A.L.Woody - United States (Colorado)

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How do you deserve this? let me count the ways...

#1 - On 08/11/2009 at 10:06am by mercyFML

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HA HA!....HA!
You do realize that the cheerleader knew your girlfriend was behind you right? THAT'S why she smiled.
Ya doink...

#35 - On 08/11/2009 at 11:11am by CFR

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