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Today, I went out for dinner with my parents where they asked me if I was still dating my boyfriend so I answered no. They quickly responded by saying, "Oh so you finally got rid of that douchebag? It's not like he was getting anywhere in life anyways." I answered no because he's my fiancé now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38658) - you deserved it (7668)

On 08/10/2009 at 8:21pm - misc - by NewFiancee (woman) - United States (California)

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Parents never seem to approve of anyone's significant other for some reason.

#1 - On 08/11/2009 at 3:07am by Luckster

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Maybe they where trying to soften the blow of him not being your bf anymore?
pwned

#4 - On 08/11/2009 at 3:11am by Imawhalerider

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