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Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12101) - you deserved it (50412)

On 08/10/2009 at 10:34am - misc - by klutz (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Poop face.

#1 - On 08/10/2009 at 2:02pm by gayfish

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YDI for being a creeper

#2 - On 08/10/2009 at 2:05pm by jackalope104

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