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Today, I found out the hot girl I'd been flirting with on Facebook is actually 3 10-year-olds who created a fake profile to see how many desperate losers would try to hook up with her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9190) - you deserved it (48840)

On 08/09/2009 at 7:54pm - misc - by pwndbykidz (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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#7 - On 08/10/2009 at 3:14am by xcgvx

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LOL . YDI for not realizing they talked like 10 year olds , and for flirting only cuz she was hot . xD

#4 - On 08/10/2009 at 3:12am by iFRUiTTART

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