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Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML


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On 08/09/2009 at 3:31am - misc - by twitch01 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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i never understood why girls could wear guys' clothes but guys couldn't wear girls' clothes

#3 - On 08/09/2009 at 9:56am by jmeg

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I once had to cross dress as part of a play. I felt so comfy in the dress. XD

Most guys just won't understand.

#5 - On 08/09/2009 at 10:00am by dralligator

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