Today, it's my birthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The first one was my fiancee, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancee for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office singing me a happy birthday. FML
Maybe you went to the same dentist? xD
Strangely ironic :)
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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