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Today, was my 22nd birthday. The only person who remembered was the dentist who sent me a postcard in the mail. I stopped going to him four years ago. FML


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On 08/08/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by dentistftw (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Today, it's my birthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The first one was my fiancee, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancee for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office singing me a happy birthday. FML

Maybe you went to the same dentist? xD
Strangely ironic :)

#1 - On 08/08/2009 at 6:21am by muffintastic

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thats a nice dentist

#2 - On 08/08/2009 at 6:21am by natsumosam92

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