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Man or woman?

Today, I was in an elevator with my brother and a woman. He signs to me that she has a 'damn fine ass'. I chuckle and then shake my head. He shrugs. A second later the woman signs to us, 'Rick, don't you remember me?' Turns out she helped teach my brother sign language when he was six. FML

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On 03/18/2009 at 3:59am - misc - by elevator-troubles (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

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your brother just said his sign language teacher had a nice ass.

#2 - On 03/18/2009 at 3:03pm by Blanche

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AWKWARD

#3 - On 03/18/2009 at 3:03pm by mdmd136

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