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Today, as I opened my diary to write a new entry, I noticed that every page had little side notes about what I had written. It had an extra long note on the page where I wrote about losing my virginity in great detail. All of the notes ended with "Love, Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41044) - you deserved it (6241)

On 08/06/2009 at 10:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Get your own back. Write a new entry in your diary about how you seduced your high school principle and let him snort lines of coke off your tits.
Either that or "Dear diary, today I had thoughts about killing and eating my family, starting with my mother".

#4 - On 08/07/2009 at 6:10am by Jimboom

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that sucks privacy is important she should know that.

#1 - On 08/07/2009 at 6:09am by DirtyDiana

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