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Today, as I opened my diary to write a new entry, I noticed that every page had little side notes about what I had written. It had an extra long note on the page where I wrote about losing my virginity in great detail. All of the notes ended with "Love, Mom." FML
Get your own back. Write a new entry in your diary about how you seduced your high school principle and let him snort lines of coke off your tits.
Either that or "Dear diary, today I had thoughts about killing and eating my family, starting with my mother".
that sucks privacy is important she should know that.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 April 2014