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Today, as I opened my diary to write a new entry, I noticed that every page had little side notes about what I had written. It had an extra long note on the page where I wrote about losing my virginity in great detail. All of the notes ended with "Love, Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38686) - you deserved it (5772)

On 08/06/2009 at 10:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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