Today, as I opened my diary to write a new entry, I noticed that every page had little side notes about what I had written. It had an extra long note on the page where I wrote about losing my virginity in great detail. All of the notes ended with "Love, Mom." FML
I agree, your life sucks (34413) - you totally deserved it (4859)
On 08/06/2009 at 10:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
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Oh my god epic. Yay for Death Note! xD
P.S. I'll take a potato chip, and eat it!
#11 - On 08/07/2009 at 6:37am by junjouromantica
Just as planned. -evil Kira smirk that nobody seems to notice-
#17 - On 08/07/2009 at 7:03am by junjouromantica
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Haha, that seems a little rude. But I do have to say, he's always screaming in his room and nobody seems to hear him.
"I AM JUSTICE!!!!"-Light
"Hmm, what was that?"-Sayu to Mom
"Huh? I didn't hear anything."-Mom to Sayu
Yeah, you didn't hear your son yelling at the top of his lungs upstairs.
#29 - On 08/07/2009 at 8:55am by junjouromantica
Lol... Death Note. xD
This is why I don't write in a diary. :)
#45 - On 08/07/2009 at 11:21am by x_Leopard_x
#44, I remember that one too. I'm calling fake on this one.
#50 - On 08/07/2009 at 11:55am by curryndricegirll
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YOU WIN AT LIFE!! (I WILL TAKE THIS POTATO CHIP... AND EAT IT! *sparkles of justice fly off*)
#58 - On 08/07/2009 at 12:39pm by LemonFairy
exactly, i definitely read this before. what is going on with the filtering? there seem to be lots of fml's that are VERY similar. almost word-for-word.
#59 - On 08/07/2009 at 12:43pm by bholland16
Oh, good, someone else noticed. http://www.fmylife.com/search/result?texte=4a7c622e44930&article=1&from=top
#67 - On 08/07/2009 at 1:19pm by ichwillkeinengel
oh and Mikami? DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! i dunno where he is when doing that, but shouldnt someone hear THAT!? oh Lighto....
Hey, OP mayeb your diary is a death note and your mom will die. ///. :D
#74 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:08pm by ChocolatexGames
I admit, this may have been a copy of a previous FML, but to give the OP the benefit of the doubt, don't you think if one mother has done this, another mother would too?
#76 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:25pm by littlebopeep10
The sparkles of justice were over-dramatic little dots of saliva, actually...
#81 - On 08/07/2009 at 3:37pm by 9k5
LOL! Nightlightpl0x you are awesome! xDD
I love Death Note to death. xD
You win.
OP: I used to have a diary, but then I started hearing about how people read them with no regard towards your privacy. I don't keep a "diary" anymore, but I do write down my angry feelings when I'm in a bad mood on a random piece of notebook paper lying around.
FYL for having a Mom who doesn't respect your privacy.
#99 - On 08/07/2009 at 9:53pm by SiLveRStaRLIGHT
that was the same fml from a while ago! and that one was also copied from an episode from that 70's show.
#102 - On 08/07/2009 at 10:58pm by wellimscrewed24
That's why I don't have a diary. Honestly, the only privacy that is really guaranteed are the thoughts in your head.
#114 - On 08/08/2009 at 2:36pm by Kiwi_Splash
I agree death note is pretty cool.
op: WHO IS STUPID ENOUGH TO KEEP A DIARY OF INCRIMINATING FACTS. ITS LIKE BLOGGING ABOUT MURDER OR SOMETHING. IF YOU DON'T WANT MOMMY TO KNOW THEN DON'T FUCKING WRITE IT DOWN.
#118 - On 08/10/2009 at 8:31am by LaceyPatrickson
Get your own back. Write a new entry in your diary about how you seduced your high school principle and let him snort lines of coke off your tits.
Either that or "Dear diary, today I had thoughts about killing and eating my family, starting with my mother".
Mom's already reading her diary, she'll probably end up in counseling if she starts writing about killing her mother.
FYL
#4 Jimboom- You are AMAZING. That made me laugh so hard :)
#38 - On 08/07/2009 at 10:30am by DixieDub16
Lol #4 that's absolutely hilarious!!!
Still, the mum would probably know it was deliberate
#53 - On 08/07/2009 at 12:13pm by divineinstrument
Wasn't this same situation posted a while back? If not, go with #4's plan.
#7 - On 08/07/2009 at 6:22am by Tubasaurus
thats what i thought.
what is with everyone stealing other peoples fmls lately?
I KNOW it can happen to more then one person, but chances are, when it does, the first thing they all think isn't to post it on fml. most just want to get an fml on here so they copy others.
or is it just me that thinks that? heh.
#10 - On 08/07/2009 at 6:32am by roflstephh
seriously hella people stole fmls from that 70's show! the one where jackie wrote in donnas diary is where the person copied this one.
#103 - On 08/07/2009 at 11:00pm by wellimscrewed24
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS finally someone agrees with me on this
#128 - On 08/15/2009 at 12:09am by NDnation44
write a long rambling opus about how you feel you are losing your mind, how you can't even tell the truth even when you think no one will read it...leave it someplace public.
#12 - On 08/07/2009 at 6:40am by fucentarmal
I'm not trying to be a troll, but why do you have a diary? I mean, yeah sometimes I want one but I know that there's always a possibility of someone reading it so why put your personal thoughts in danger of being known about if it means that much to you? I say YDI for having a diary :/ because really your life is fucked because you chose to have one.
#15 - On 08/07/2009 at 6:55am by soherewegoagain
so if someone were to post an FML saying their new phone got stolen, would you say YDI for buying a new phone?!
No, the person is partially right. The person might not be making a good decision by writing their innermost thoughts in something that's easy to find/read.
#21 - On 08/07/2009 at 7:46am by Chfanfiction
lol no that's not what I'm saying. It only works for diaries..see she is concerned enough about her mom reading her diary that she thinks her life is fucked but did she not realize that when you have a diary and you DONT want people to know about the things you write IN there then why do you have one- im saying that there's always a chance of someone reading a diary..that's why I don't have one. Do you get it?
#23 - On 08/07/2009 at 7:55am by soherewegoagain
Actually I'm cancelling my own theory out lol...cause it's like saying there's always a chance of a phone getting stolen so why get one? :/ but I mean it in a different way as in a diary is for keeping secrets/personal stuff in, so if it's your secrets/personal stuff why store it in a book that's so easy to find... It's like if phones were made to prevent stealing, and you were scared of having it stolen but it still got stolen yeah I'd say YDI then. I unno if you'll get what I'm saying :P
#24 - On 08/07/2009 at 8:07am by soherewegoagain
I see where you're coming from, soherewegoagain, I really do. And that's something that I've often considered (I keep a diary and the idea of my mother reading it...well...horrifying doesn't even cover it). However, diaries aren't always for people with "fucked up lives" as you put it. More often than not, they're simply a way to just...write. They don't always have to be overdramatic. In fact, I started keeping one a few years ago because I knew that my future self would be interested in what I used to be like (that sounds far more self centered than it really is). Not only this, but sometimes rambling about stuff to friends makes me feel guilty because obviously they'll get bored of hearing about my life after awhile (no matter how good of friends they are) and a diary gives the writer something else to release their emotions into. It's actually a pretty healthy thing to do, writing.
But seriously OP, if you're going to keep one, hide it well. I mean, come on. I would be upset if my mom saw my diary mostly because of the invasion of privacy and really the worst thing she'd read about would probably be my liking of different people and periodical bouts of hatred for her when we get into fights, lol. You however...well obviously losing one's virginity is NOT something we want our parents to read about. So for God's sake, learn how to hide a damn book.
She might have a mom who tears through her room while she's in school, because my mom was like that. I could hide NOTHING in my room, because she would go through every single thing in there to "clean" it. She would even search through my mattress and box springs. You'd be amazed what snooping moms can find in the 7+ hours you're at school (or out with your friends).
#96 - On 08/07/2009 at 8:14pm by foolsangel
Here's an idea. write a diary entry about what an invasion of privacy that was & what the hell was your mom thinking!!??
Wow, I've heard how moms always get into other people's businesses. But this is one of the worst, I gotta admit. Don't they know the definition of PRIVACY?! FYL indeed.
#26 - On 08/07/2009 at 8:33am by wowthissucks321
Sorry to say but YDI for keeping a diary. I kept a journal way back when but never put anything important in it. In fact my mom said years later it was the most boring thing she had ever read. I knew she would find and read it eventually *lol*. I suggest keeping an electronic diary with high strength encryption and a decryption key made of a mix of letters and numbers. Oh, also burn the diary in a pot in the kitchen to show your disapproval, it worked for my friends sister.
#30 - On 08/07/2009 at 9:03am by worldsanchor
I keep a journal, but I don't think anyone in my family actually knows about it.
#32 - On 08/07/2009 at 9:19am by moonsolomon
your mom loves you and all you have to say is FML???? you should be ashamed of yourself
#34 - On 08/07/2009 at 9:46am by sjbartholome
that's what you get for acting like a 6 yr old and being naive enough to think that if you have a diary, you're mom won't look.
ohmigod I /hate/ how (most) moms always do that!
my mom didn't write notes after she read my diary but I kept my diary in hidden drawer that's barely visible and sometimes random days coming home from school it'd be like on my bed or something.
I knew it was her cuz she cleaned my room abut and she'd "talk" to me about it (more like screaming at me for having such "bad influences" as friends *rolls eyes*)...
it's stupid.
FYL OP.
#39 - On 08/07/2009 at 10:47am by oh_mi_shizzle
This happen to my friend - her mom and dad went through it with a yellow highlighter and wrote notes, then they made her go to a therapist and gave the therapist the diary before she even met her.....awkward.
Unless this is my friend. Do you by chance live in Sacramento?
#40 - On 08/07/2009 at 10:49am by snowflake19
yeah i read the same FML a while back... but it seems like something that could easily happen considering moms are often nosy. YDI for having a diary though.
#41 - On 08/07/2009 at 10:51am by reddilocks
I feel bad for you but honestly YDI. I made up an alphabet for my own diary, its not hard at all and no one can read it.
Damn, i know moms are moms but someone's privacy has to respected.
I feel so bad for you OP, FYL.
Next time try hiding your diary better.
#49 - On 08/07/2009 at 11:48am by Kittylilstar
YDI for posting this twice, some people just never learn everyone elses life isnt ABOUT them, posting an FML twice is funny
You get a diary with a lock on it and wear the key on like a necklace so that it is always with you! that's what my paranoid sister did.... she also keeps it in a locked drawer lol
#55 - On 08/07/2009 at 12:31pm by why_me14
OP, I feel your pain...my mom looked at my diary, too and for all the "ydi's-keep it hidden" mine *was* hidden. At least my mom just talked to me about some of the things I wrote-not write notes. That's just sad that your mom doesn't respect your privacy.
#56 - On 08/07/2009 at 12:32pm by Protoforms_rule
my grandma did the same when I visited her house...this is why we use password-protected laptops, people.
#57 - On 08/07/2009 at 12:34pm by RussianStarchild
That really sucks. My mom did the same thing to me, but instead of writing notes, she just yelled at me.
FYL.
Ps I like #4's idea ;)
#62 - On 08/07/2009 at 1:06pm by pokeabibble
that SUCKS. Nobody respects anyone's privacy anymore. Thats really b*tchy of your mom. I'm sorry:( But I have to admit thats hilarious she wrote notes. LMAO
#64 - On 08/07/2009 at 1:15pm by weloveandrew123
"Nobody respects anyone's privacy anymore."
Eh, to be honest, I don't think "anymore" was an appropriate thing to put there, lol. Think about it, in the 60s, a mother had every right (according to society) to invade her daughter's privacy. In fact, many people believe that overbearing parents were the reasons for the hippie movements. So although I agree that this epically sucks and I would flip a shit, I just figured you should realize that this is, in fact, the only time that anyone would have the ability to complain (not that I blame the OP at all) about their overbearing mother, especially over the internet to thousands of people.
Today, I found my long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that your mother read your diary? Finding out that your mother wrote comments in it. FML
Thats an FML from a few months ago. Notice any similarities?
#68 - On 08/07/2009 at 1:20pm by deathburger13
Hmph. My mother read my camp journal once and bitched me out for swearing and saying that I wished my brother was dead lol
So this was just like another before?
Possibly not everyone reads all the pages of FML, and moderates them through, but you'd think at least the submission crew would recognize it. Fairly sad.
#70 - On 08/07/2009 at 1:29pm by DameGreyWulf
I usually never say YDI, but you SERIOUSLY deserve it.
Who the fuck writes about losing their virginity in their diary ?!
And the fact that you probley didnt have a lock on it, makes YDI 10x more.
#71 - On 08/07/2009 at 1:31pm by _MLSBIDGAF
who actually keeps a diary? youre a loser if this is real
#78 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:51pm by portablecupid
I fucking hate parents that don't understand personal boundries. Seriously, give her the silent treatment and avoid eye contact with her for like a week. Maybe that'll give her a hint.
#79 - On 08/07/2009 at 3:15pm by FuzzyWalnuts
this is a repeaaaaaaat! i read this before! why in the world would you fake something just so it appears on FML? Honestly, are you that bored? Get a life.
#80 - On 08/07/2009 at 3:19pm by blondeatheartoh9
Why do some people have a diary? Most the time It's just fucking problematic anyways and end up complaining about it.
YDI, not for having a diary, but for not hiding it or locking it up.
#84 - On 08/07/2009 at 4:14pm by DeathShad0
One time my mom was "looking for scissors" in my desk, even though there was a pair on the top of the desk... she looked in the drawers and my diary was in there and she opened it and she told me she only read part of it, but the parts she talked to me about were at the very end... She read all about my life and how my boyfriend seemed to turn me into a total slut... Hmmmmm GROUNDED.
Wow, your mom is a total bitch, at least you know you can't trust her.
#87 - On 08/07/2009 at 4:51pm by rockstarK9
and this is why I don't write things down...they WILL be found, they WILL be read, and if its bad i WILL get in shit, if it's good the entire family WILL be made to read the bloody thing...
#90 - On 08/07/2009 at 5:44pm by madame_malfoy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
that would suck balls!!!!
#94 - On 08/07/2009 at 7:10pm by LittleCopter
you either lost your virginity extremely early in life or you should fuck stop writing a diary by now o_O. YDI. YDI badly.
Record her having sex and plan a "movie night with her". Record a movie in your TV and suddenly ovewrite in it with the sex tape. She should go apeshit, and probably lecture you about recording her. This is the part in which you say "Oh, I thought privacy was something that was not allowed in this house!" grab your diary and point to the little sidenotes.
#106 - On 08/07/2009 at 11:41pm by fawfulster
Ah, for those wondering
A good reason for keeping a private diary or journal is so that you can say things you really feel the need to, but don't quite feel comfortable saying just yet. Kind of like... just a way to talk to yourself.
Plus, they're really fun to look back on. I found some of my old shit, recently, and had an interesting evening reading it.
#109 - On 08/08/2009 at 1:23am by DameGreyWulf
Diary lessons learned: Locking, via key or puzzle, your diary, is a must, even if for an only child. Hiding, encrypting, and booby trapping are also advisable.
I voted both because that really sucks, but I learned not to ever write anything down because someone will find it. If it's private stuff try keeping it on a computer or just not writing about it at all. Or you could write it in a word document, and then not save it, if you really have to get it out.
dEAR DIARY,
today my daughter threatened to eat the family. And her principal snorts coke off her tits. I wonder if that makes me a bad mother.
note: dear mom, reading my diary made you a bad mother. LOVE YOUR DAUGHTER
#119 - On 08/10/2009 at 8:33am by LaceyPatrickson
Why the fuck is your mom going through your diary?
I really fucking hate parents with double standards about privacy.
agreed. But still. Don't write it down if its a secret.
#121 - On 08/13/2009 at 2:28am by LaceyPatrickson
you can write whatever you want in a diary, just hide it better!!!! unless your mom seriously searched for it.
#123 - On 08/13/2009 at 11:21pm by thatswiggedywack
I have my diary on my computer in plain site but its code protected haha
#126 - On 08/14/2009 at 6:36pm by mysterygirlblue
Sounds evil. I bow to your genius. Unless you have a smart person who can uncode it. Then ... well dear diary.
#129 - On 08/16/2009 at 5:00pm by LaceyPatrickson
You should cut yourself in front of her. Then smear her in you blood while yelling "you did this to me"
Uh... no she shouldn't have. That would be creepy and emo.
#132 - On 02/11/2010 at 11:30pm by slushpuppy123
