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Today, while eating at a restaurant, I commented to the waiter about how large the pizza was. He then writes down his number, pats his crotch fondly, and informs me that "everything" I'm going to find at that restaurant is going to be big. He was serious. FML
FML?!?! Shit, you should consider yourself lucky!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 2 October 2015