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Today, while eating at a restaurant, I commented to the waiter about how large the pizza was. He then writes down his number, pats his crotch fondly, and informs me that "everything" I'm going to find at that restaurant is going to be big. He was serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35747) - you deserved it (5310)

On 08/06/2009 at 11:05am - misc - by Screwupify (woman) - United States (Florida)

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FML?!?! Shit, you should consider yourself lucky!

#3 - On 08/06/2009 at 5:04pm by Mividareal

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So....did you try the sausage?

#11 - On 08/06/2009 at 5:09pm by ohnoyouDINT

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