Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML
I agree, your life sucks (45615) - you deserved it (15400)
On 08/06/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
gkline09's life also sucksToday, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg…
who_could_it_be also deserved itToday, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it…
he's not too far off the truth :P
#1 - On 08/06/2009 at 6:05am by midget_chinese
See in context
woah only 1 comment?
but idiot is harsh.
#2 - On 08/06/2009 at 6:06am by DirtyDiana
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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