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Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48802) - you deserved it (16157)

On 08/06/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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he's not too far off the truth :P

#1 - On 08/06/2009 at 6:05am by midget_chinese

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woah only 1 comment?
but idiot is harsh.

#2 - On 08/06/2009 at 6:06am by DirtyDiana

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