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Today, my brother deleted all traces of the novel I've been working on for three years from my laptop. The reason? When I was born I "stole all of Mum and Dad's attention." He's 24. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61851) - you deserved it (5177)

On 08/05/2009 at 4:30pm - misc - by frustrated - Ireland (Dublin)

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In return, put a pillow over his face because "He's sucking up all the good air."

#7 - On 08/05/2009 at 7:16pm by redbluegreen

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Delete that fucker from your life. If he hasn't got over it by now, he never will.

#2 - On 08/05/2009 at 7:09pm by aback

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