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Today, I discovered that sitting in the back of your car from 8-9 p.m. talking with a friend in a park area is suspicious enough behavior to have cops called on you, then for backup to arrive. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30176) - you deserved it (3503)

On 08/05/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by suspiciouspeople (woman) - United States (Texas)

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and you've lived in America for how long now?
that is normal for cops, if there isn't a problem bring backup and we'll make it a problem

#4 - On 08/05/2009 at 9:54am by lordmoe

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thats America for you ;/

#1 - On 08/05/2009 at 9:52am by youaresofucked

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