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Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML


I agree, your life sucks (50531) - you deserved it (3384)

On 08/04/2009 at 9:33pm - misc - by andi0804 (woman) - United States (New York)

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creepy!!! how come you haven't changed your number? (it sounds like this person has been stalking you for a while from your post)

#2 - On 08/05/2009 at 3:09am by crackberrie

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Happy birthday tho!

#1 - On 08/05/2009 at 3:08am by teehee520

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