Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML
I agree, your life sucks (35453) - you totally deserved it (1879)
On 08/04/2009 at 9:33pm - misc - by andi0804 (woman) - United States (New York)
(0)your not? cant you think of a more creative troll comment, like ydi for waiting for a phone to ring at the time you picked it up and not being in a cheese factory and sitting on expired cheese and feeding a cow purple bricks. wouldnth that be a better troll?
(0)hehe bummer my birthdays alway blow too good luck next year
#81 - On 01/27/2010 at 6:48pm by hellokittywhore
(0)creepy!!! how come you haven't changed your number? (it sounds like this person has been stalking you for a while from your post)
#2 - On 08/05/2009 at 3:09am by crackberrie
(-3)Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.
You probably should let him be your special present considering you have no friends.
#3 - On 08/05/2009 at 3:13am by Imawhalerider
Get an unlisted number so he can't call you anymore. And at least he remembered?
JK that's creepy as fuck. I laughed at the thought of it though.
#4 - On 08/05/2009 at 3:13am by Tarynkd
(0)What about me? Can I be your special present? I'm little and durable, I'll even give you a foot massage. (;
Anyhow, did he replace the "l"s with "r"s? if not, he's got some learnin' to do.
#5 - On 08/05/2009 at 3:13am by caancoha
(-1)hear hear, the fact she thinks she has a "stalker" makes me thinks she's just a middle schooler, and i'm tired hearing about their "horrible" lives.
(-1)Just because it's your birthday doesn't mean that everyone has to worship you. To everyone else it's just a regular day. Why should we care that you've grown a year older.
If no one wished you a happy birthday it probably means you either have no friends, so it shouldn't really be expected that no one said anything anyways. Or you don't have nearly as good friends as you thought you did.
(0)Nuh-uh, The Vandals disagree:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UMQq56QYN8
#23 - On 08/05/2009 at 4:47am by Bombercules
(0)Why did you listen to your stalkers message? You should probably not answers calls from him.
#12 - On 08/05/2009 at 3:24am by CowGoesMoo
(-1)Most of the time if a woman says she has a stalker on the internet, it's either a lie or a delusion.
(0)Happy birthday!
FYL. Why does your stalker have your number? If he's a legit stalker, you should block his number or change your own. Otherwise, I'm guessing he is more of an acquaintance whom you don't quite return feelings for.
Also, I usually ignore these things, but remember: "i" before "e" except after "c." Sorry, but in a FML this concise, the word just stuck out like a sore thumb.
#15 - On 08/05/2009 at 3:35am by englishmuffin
(+1)Actually, if you are referring to the word "received," she spelled it correctly. You're an idiot. I like how you tried bashing the OP when in reality you just made yourself look dumb. Congratulations.
#31 - On 08/05/2009 at 8:52am by akvandervort
(0)Well, let's look at the bright side, love. Now you have oodles of Happy Birthday wishes, thanks to your birthday being so shitty.. rotlfmao l:
HAPPY BIRFDAYYYY o:
Creepers, ftw l:
#16 - On 08/05/2009 at 3:36am by Stephanieeex3
(0)LAWL~
Well, aweee ! That really does suck.
You should have told him to come over and give you some "Birthday sex".
Hey, some sex, is better than none @ all.
AND CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT "OP" MEANS?!
I've been wanting to know for like, everrrrr.
Happy late birthdayyyyyyy
#18 - On 08/05/2009 at 3:48am by _MLSBIDGAF
(0)original post(er), the FML we're all commenting on in this case
#19 - On 08/05/2009 at 3:51am by my_fml_account
(0)He remembered? That is so sweet you should send him a picture of you sleeping......Of course if he is a stalker worth his salt he probably already has several.
(0)If your stalker isn't actually Japanese but had the accent, now that would be funny.
If I had a stalker like that, I wouldn't even be scared. Honestly, I would invite him over and have a blast with him.
(0)I don't think anyone really is that lonely. Your stalker must be some form of comfort which exists in your head only. Happy Birthday anyway.
(0)I hate to nitpick (Ha!) but what the shit does his accent have to do with anything?
#29 - On 08/05/2009 at 8:01am by plethora
(0)Well if he isn't actually Japanese, him singing in a Japanese accent is just adding to the weirdness...
(0)Agreed, plexico. That also goes for the people that say things like "OMG this is not an FML because ____". It's not a support website for genuinely horrible things in life, it's meant for things that are a little crazy or ironic. God, I wouldn't post anything on here either unless it was something I could deal w/ being criticized by a bunch of 13-year-olds for.
(0)plexico, you are amazing. I actually look through the comments before I read them to see if you've written anything... does that make me creepy? damn, and I'm Japanese... but I don't have an accent...
#74 - On 08/07/2009 at 1:28pm by sleepreader
(0)Well, sorry to hear about the stalker, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Always be happy, cuz it means you've lived another year!
#34 - On 08/05/2009 at 9:48am by skittlefreak101
(0)Happy Birthday! you wish u had more money
Happy Birthday! your life's so sad it's funny
wait since when is having a stalker funny?
A: since when your stalker calls u and sings happy birthday sounding like a japanese guy
#41 - On 08/05/2009 at 11:58am by youngbutwise15
(+1)okay seriously people? why do you have to be so disrespectful? she had a terrible birthday i bet alot of you wouldn't be happy if everyone forgot you on your birthday. it's ment to be a special day just for you. andi0804 happy birthday and i'm sorry people have to be asses and nit pick everything. i hope today and every other day goes a little better! :)
#42 - On 08/05/2009 at 12:03pm by shadow35518
(0)I am so sorry. If it's any consolation, HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
#43 - On 08/05/2009 at 1:06pm by maddybaddy
(0)anyone who expects anything for their birthday gets an auto ydi.
#46 - On 08/05/2009 at 1:36pm by Nightfallz
(0)and anyone who tries to be a smart little bitch gets an auto "shut the fuck up"
#50 - On 08/05/2009 at 3:00pm by lilbitch123
(0)That's kind of neat that you're friendly enough with your stalker to pick up the phone for them. At least you have someone to speak with when you're lonely.
#51 - On 08/05/2009 at 3:05pm by Consequences
(0)FYL! Happy belated birthday, though. Yeah, I'd definitely say change your number.
#54 - On 08/05/2009 at 4:38pm by IAmAJellyDonut
(0)Yeah, I was Moderating the FMLs and the stalker guy wrote about the FML she worte. Wow. 2 sides of a story, never fails.
#55 - On 08/05/2009 at 6:21pm by A_Lee_Is_Betta
(0)He said that he was her friend and did what it says, but not the special present part. But, he obvoiusly goes to this site.
#66 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:24am by A_Lee_Is_Betta
(0)well Happy late BIrthday. hahahha htats hillarious tho. did you stay on the phone to hear him sing the wholee song.
(0)HappyBirthday!
and the only thing i got for my birthday was watching aristocats on my friends couch!
#59 - On 08/05/2009 at 10:46pm by musicismyhotSEX
(0)*sings* i wanna marry my stalker
thats what this reminds me of haha. did it make you feel loved?
#63 - On 08/06/2009 at 5:06am by alkaline_cyanide
(0)otanjobi omedetou! kanpai!
relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9wFClHMYjU
#78 - On 08/11/2009 at 9:40am by diet_otaku
(0)perhaps you should give your stalker a chance, since considering what you wrote no one loves you anyways.
And Hes Japanese :]
(0)Uhm... well... at least he's sweet?
I dunno, I feel gray-area about stalkers lol.... but I certainly wouldn't want one, so FYL... and FHL too, while I'm at it. Gotta be a rough one to get in to stalking, I guess.
#71 - On 08/06/2009 at 3:30pm by DameGreyWulf
(0)umm Happy Belated Bday!
tht sux but at least some1 remembered and thinks ur cool enuf 2 b stalked
#73 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:24am by ichat21
(0)FYL for not getting any calls... but more importantly, YDI for not appreciating that special someone who took the time to find your number and the call, sing a song AND offer themselves as a "special birthday present"...
#80 - On 11/17/2009 at 4:34am by Zoridium_JackL
(0)ummm it's kinda weird how u are aware u have a stalker that u claim urs ???
#82 - On 02/03/2010 at 12:26am by iluvsidney
(0)Omg. I was on Omegle and I said it was my birthday and the guy was like "Wanna have webcam sex?" And I was like, "OMFG! I'm friking 14...."
#85 - On 06/18/2010 at 7:58am by ChelsiiBabee
