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Today, I was on my couch when my landlord walked in. He asked what I was doing there. I responded with the same question. Apparently my roommate forgot to call me and tell me that our lease ended three days ago. I am now standing in the parking lot with all my belongings, and it is raining. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43281) - you deserved it (5120)

On 08/04/2009 at 6:12pm - misc - by bigryngf (man) - United States (Illinois)

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That's how the FMLs are written.... doesn't mean that he is currently sitting outside in the rain right now. He is probably describing the situation when it happened. THINK!

#6 - On 08/04/2009 at 7:21pm by marz88

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Didn't you notice your roommate had moved out with all his stuff three days ago? And why is your landlord so uncompromising? He just made you move all your stuff out? Is your place in terrible condition or something? This is definitely a YDI.

#10 - On 08/04/2009 at 7:22pm by ForestFire0

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