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Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the shower. That lovely little surprise? I got stung in the scrotum by a hornet that had decided to nestle itself inside the towel I was drying off with. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43304) - you deserved it (1808)

On 08/03/2009 at 2:48pm - misc - by Tyler (man) - United States

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