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Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the shower. That lovely little surprise? I got stung in the scrotum by a hornet that had decided to nestle itself inside the towel I was drying off with. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49509) - you deserved it (2559)

On 08/03/2009 at 2:48pm - misc - by Tyler (man) - United States

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OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! I'm a girl and I still cried inside a little at the thought of that!!!

#4 - On 08/03/2009 at 8:11pm by doubleAbattery

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Bee job?

#9 - On 08/03/2009 at 8:14pm by dacman48

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