Miscellaneous: Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the...

By Tyler - 03/08/2009 18:48 - United States

Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the shower. That lovely little surprise? I got stung in the scrotum by a hornet that had decided to nestle itself inside the towel I was drying off with. FML

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By callmeclarence - 23/06/2014 05:41 - United States - Valencia

Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 08:39 - United Kingdom

Today, while using a portable restroom at the park, I discovered all too late that some very hostile and territorial hornets had made it their home. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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By Karen - 29/08/2022 16:00

Today, there was a wasp tangled in my bed sheets. I found this out when I rolled over it in my sleep, and it stung me on the lower back. FML

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By julian1 - 19/08/2015 11:34 - United States - Orlando

Today, I decided to sunbathe in my backyard in an attempt to be healthy. The result? Insect bites over my body. Somehow, despite being fully clothed the entire time, my scrotum also received several bites. FML

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Wasps can **** right off

By Ohthepain - 31/03/2023 14:00

Today, I got back home to my completely locked-up apartment after a long and stressful family visit. On digging through my nice clean clothes for something comfy to change into, I was set upon and stung by a great dirty wasp hiding in there. How the fuck did it get in? Are there more of them in here with me?! FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 14:00

Today, after losing a battle with ants in my apartment, I just pulled one off that was biting me in the vagina. FML

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Hello little dude

By Anonymous - 19/05/2012 22:54 - United States

Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. FML

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By dre_bro11 - 06/11/2011 12:17 - Australia

Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML

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doubleAbattery 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 2:11

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! I'm a girl and I still cried inside a little at the thought of that!!!

dacman48 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 2:14

Bee job?

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FKWL 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 2:31

Sympathy pains, man...and I'm a girl O_O

shockeyvz 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 2:32

"I'm gonna get that bastard back!" said the OP BEEgrudgingly.

tpag3r 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 2:44

ahah that was punny =]

Conkers 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 10:46

The power of puns will never be BEE-littled.

yellowaholic 25

Wednesday 28 August 2013 8:47

But it's a hornet.

g00nie 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 2:35

I'm having a hard time believing this one. Were you showering outside or something?

aquaria 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 2:37

He could've had the bathroom window open...

AmericansAreDumb 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 11:57

Or he could have just recently pulled the towel from the line and trapped it inside without realizing.

quadracer111 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 2:37

You t-bagged a hornet!!!

10pm 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 2:55

yeah that does suck, but my god is that funny!

FarSide 22

Tuesday 4 August 2009 2:57

Son Of A B*tch!! Mother F*cker!!! That hurt to just read.

MK1029 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 2:57

I always open towels up fully before using them, not to check for stuff in them but to place em over my head. OP got pwned.

mongoloid_fml 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 3:12

did it penetrate through to your ********?

madturk 0

Sunday 5 August 2012 13:27

Nasty!

Eelusive 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 3:16

Now that's nutty.

Caree 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 3:28

Ouch, that sucks. Though that was a little cheesy, the way you wrote it. No offense.

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