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Today, I found out that I was held back in preschool because of some developmental issues. My parents didn't think it was important enough to mention it to me. Why hadn't I figured it out? They also lied to me about how old I was. FML

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On 08/03/2009 at 2:31am - misc - by dumb (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Ouch.

At least you're a year closer to being able to go out drinking.

#1 - On 08/03/2009 at 6:05am by ausathlete

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Turnabout is fair play. I suggest slipping lots of drugs into their drinks so they fall into a coma and don't wake up for years and then tell them it was only a few days.

#5 - On 08/03/2009 at 6:14am by lolinternet

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