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Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML


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On 08/02/2009 at 1:12pm - misc - by NoFriends - United States (New Hampshire)

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hahahahaha your mom is hilarious....relax, it was just a joke.

#3 - On 08/02/2009 at 5:05pm by nel15

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thats awsome they're the cooloest people ever to hang out with, and at least your momma and boyfriend dont hate each other, geez be grateful

#5 - On 08/02/2009 at 5:06pm by purple990

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