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Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8034) - you deserved it (52822)

On 08/01/2009 at 8:56am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Um, if you need to do a hair flip to be sexy, your not sexy.

#2 - On 08/01/2009 at 1:31pm by Crash92

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BECAUSE IT'S SO HOT TO SEE PEOPLE WHIP THEIR HAIR ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE

#6 - On 08/01/2009 at 1:36pm by iain08

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