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Today, I was working on a client's roof. Some neighborhood kids thought it would be hilarious if they knocked over my ladder. I was stuck on this roof in serious heat. I caught the attention of a pedestrian to come to my rescue. It was a little old lady. She gave me the finger and left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46436) - you deserved it (2027)

On 07/31/2009 at 11:14am - misc - by roofer (man) - United States (New York)

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She went home, looked in the mirror and said, "Roofers still hit on me at my age--have I still got it, or what?"

#9 - On 07/31/2009 at 4:51pm by aback

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I feel for you man. I helped one of my dad's friends with a roofing job for a week, and that was the HOTTEST week of my life. FYL all the way.

#3 - On 07/31/2009 at 4:42pm by OleShammy

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