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Today, I was at the Polish border when I found my passport was gone. I contacted the last place I stayed at and the owner said he would handle it. I reluctantly agreed as I was being charged international rates. Apparently, "taking care of it" means telling the embassy I'm retarded. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27936) - you deserved it (4446)

On 07/31/2009 at 4:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Poland (Malopolskie)

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well, if it took care of it.

#3 - On 07/31/2009 at 10:05am by allocomrade

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Poor Poland with it's beautiful people and nice cheekbones. That's probably for the best you didn't get in and risk tampering with the gene pool, what with your mental conditions and all. XD

heh. nice guy!

#10 - On 07/31/2009 at 10:56am by mercyFML

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