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Today, my husband invited his boss and his wife to dinner. During the meal, I tasted the wine and apologised for its bad quality, somewhat annoyed: "Dont drink that, I'll go and look for another bottle." Unfortunately, it was our guests who had brought the wine in question. FML

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Poor husband...

#4 - On 06/14/2009 at 2:32am by Stephai

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hahaha I hope u made up a excuse such as I know a wine that goes with this meal alot Better or something like that

#5 - On 06/28/2009 at 12:35am by kingkash

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