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Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance. It's one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I'm waiting in his driveway with balloons I see his car reverse and go the other direction. FML
You brought that upon yourself. Just ask him. Sheesh.
Wow. He's probably not worth it and has a tiny penis.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 7 March 2014