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Today, I was at a water park with my family. They wanted me to stand underneath this big bucket filled with water. I didn't know it tips over, and my swimsuit isn't the tightest, so when all the water fell down, my swimsuit bottoms fell to my knees in front of tons of kids. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30457) - you deserved it (8812)

On 07/29/2009 at 12:13am - misc - by Bareassed (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

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Why would you think the bucket wouldn't tip over? YDI

#4 - On 07/29/2009 at 6:18am by everyonehatesyou

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Two words...one piece.

#17 - On 07/29/2009 at 7:37am by Cannon75

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