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Today, I had two minutes to get to the bus stop which usually takes me eight minutes. I had to catch that bus to be at work at the hospital in time. I was in such a hurry, I didn't have the time to tie my shoe laces. I ran with untied shoe laces. I did end up in the hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28023) - you deserved it (10021)

On 07/28/2009 at 2:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Finnmark)

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Looks like your schedule is a little tied up.

#1 - On 07/28/2009 at 7:51pm by XblahhX

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I never even untie my shoes

#8 - On 07/28/2009 at 8:05pm by Someone_somewere

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