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Today, my family invited a bunch of their friends over for a party. At some point they decided to play some home videos from many years ago. In one of them, I was 7, I said, "Look Mommy! I can make my pee-pee bigger by doing this!" Everyone saw and laughed. FML

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On 07/25/2009 at 10:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

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what? you could get an erection at 7?

...that's not embarrassing dude that's awesome.

#2 - On 07/25/2009 at 2:35pm by STVader

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Wow....I'm so sorry.

#1 - On 07/25/2009 at 2:33pm by girandwogpig

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