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Today, I was walking out of the grocery store and out of no where, a car backing up pretty fast speeds downs the parking lot and hits me, causing me to fall down and drop all of the groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (83348) - you deserved it (2459)

On 03/16/2009 at 11:13pm - misc - by dxplq876 (man) - United States

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