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Today, I was walking out of the grocery store and out of no where, a car backing up pretty fast speeds downs the parking lot and hits me, causing me to fall down and drop all of the groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML


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On 03/16/2009 at 11:13pm - misc - by dxplq876 (man) - United States

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What a fucking bitch. It would be nice if her car got hit by a train with her in it and the driver started freaking out about running late.

#2 - On 03/17/2009 at 7:32am by Bennyboy1985

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that's happened to me before. a woman reversed into me, and didn't even get out of her car, she just drove off. some woman standing 5 feet behind me was even screaming.

#1 - On 03/17/2009 at 7:26am by CTL

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