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Today, my mother called me and told me that she went to the hospital. This wasn't a surprise 'cos she normally goes to the hospital for the smallest things. So, I was a smart ass and asked, "What now? You finally have lung cancer from all those cigarettes?" Apparently, she does. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17512) - you deserved it (74111)

On 03/16/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by cannabis_this420 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Well, she deserved it. Smoking is bad!

#1 - On 03/17/2009 at 4:23am by tsezu

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That sucks and it was a bit insensitive of you but fuckit. She was a big girl and people should not complain too much if they get cancer while being a smoker. Yes it is a shit thing to happen but you don't feel sorry for people who stick needles in their arms and die so why should you for someone who smokes themselves to death?

#4 - On 03/17/2009 at 4:49am by Jimboom

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