Today, I asked my parents to sign for me to enlist in the military. They asked me how much money the government gives them if I die. FML
I agree, your life sucks (44398) - you deserved it (4829)
On 07/23/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Tallow101 - United States (Ohio)
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Dang, man that's fucked up.
#1 - On 07/23/2009 at 10:02am by XCarCrashHeartsX
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Well, that is a reasonable question, you are putting your life at stake...
#2 - On 07/23/2009 at 10:02am by Doopliss
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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