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Today, I asked my parents to sign for me to enlist in the military. They asked me how much money the government gives them if I die. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42715) - you deserved it (4648)

On 07/23/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Tallow101 - United States (Ohio)

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