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Today, I was driving on the freeway when I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friends died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysterics and a cop came to see what was wrong. I explained what happened and he gave me a ticket for talking on the phone while driving. FML

I agree, your life sucks (75530) - you deserved it (9605)

On 07/22/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by sadinseattle (woman) - United States (California)

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