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Today, I found my drunken roommate asleep in my bed, naked, after he'd peed himself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17672) - you deserved it (932)

On 01/30/2009 at 11:40pm - misc - by shit - United States (New York)

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umm yes my boyfriend has done that to me twice one time i woke up cause i felt something wet and he was gone go and find him in his nieces crib naked and i was steeping in his pissy boxers he also has gotten up and peed on the wall thinking it was a bathroom.

#2 - On 02/03/2009 at 5:18pm by danceyourheartout

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haha thats just flat out funny

#5 - On 03/18/2009 at 12:30am by mylifeisnotfuckd

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