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Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37628) - you deserved it (12022)

On 07/21/2009 at 10:55am - misc - by Pimp-Daddy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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black mail? "stop stealing my cookies or this will be on the internet!"

#2 - On 07/21/2009 at 2:09pm by MaddieMonster

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Why wouldn't you just hide the cookies? Is a camera really necessary for some COOKIES? FYL for what you witnessed though.

#6 - On 07/21/2009 at 2:13pm by always_his

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