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Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML

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YDI for being so full of yourself. "one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life", tss.

#12 - On 07/20/2009 at 3:22am by _Noon_

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No offense, but you sound kinda bitchy, "one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life" , who's to say you aren't one of the ugliest girls the waitress has ever seen in her life? Sorry, but the waitress knows how to earn a tip.

#6 - On 07/20/2009 at 3:10am by shesellseashells

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