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Today, I was telling my dad about plans to go out late for a few drinks next week. My dad started his usual "YOU COULD GET RAPED!" lecture, before my brother sprang to my defence, "It's not like she's what they're after, is she?" Apparently, rapists are out of my league. FML

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On 07/19/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by adalia (woman) - United Kingdom (Barnsley)

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At least your brother stood up for you?

#1 - On 07/19/2009 at 5:31pm by Suckerslap

See in context

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Rape is not about sexual gratification, but power and degradation. Attractiveness has nothing to do with it.

#12 - On 07/19/2009 at 5:44pm by dawnie1001

See in context

+17

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