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Today, I was waiting in line with a friend, and she poked my stomach and said, "I wish I had your stomach." I asked her why. She said, "Boys wouldn't flirt with me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39208) - you deserved it (3753)

On 07/19/2009 at 1:12am - misc - by Pusillanimous (woman) - United States (California)

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What's not to get? Read again, her friend called her fat.

#4 - On 07/19/2009 at 6:15am by viral

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Wow guys....you need to learn to read. Her friend told her that if her friend had the OP's stomach boys wouldn't flirt with her (The Friend). I.E. O.P is fatter than her friend

#5 - On 07/19/2009 at 6:17am by Wheats62

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