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Today, I was waiting in line with a friend, and she poked my stomach and said, "I wish I had your stomach." I asked her why. She said, "Boys wouldn't flirt with me." FML


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On 07/19/2009 at 1:12am - misc - by Pusillanimous (woman) - United States (California)

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What's not to get? Read again, her friend called her fat.

#4 - On 07/19/2009 at 6:15am by viral

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how does your weight stop guys from flirting with you at all. i'm on the heaver side and i have more guys interested in me then i want.. and they all like how i look. so im really confused on the having a bigger stomach means guys will stop flirting

#11 - On 07/19/2009 at 6:42am by supercatgirl

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