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Today, I was out to dinner with a friend. When the bill came with a customer satisfaction survey, I put honestly that the "server friendliness" was "below average." Ten minutes later, I had to return to the restaurant to beg the waitress for my keys, which I had left on the table. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31900) - you deserved it (20377)

On 07/18/2009 at 1:14pm - misc - by lemonadedisguise (man) - United States (Michigan)

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How the fuck did OP deserve it?! If the service was shitty, the service was shitty

#9 - On 07/18/2009 at 5:29pm by saze

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I would've talked to the bitch's boss. If you were being honest, and then you had to BEG for your keys because she saw, then maybe, just maybe, the bitch should've been fired.

#12 - On 07/18/2009 at 5:45pm by creeptastical

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