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Today, I was out on a date with a guy. His hot co-worker came to have a beer with us, and I knew my best friend would think he was gorgeous. I wanted to take a picture of him without knowing, so i tried to hold up my phone and pretend to be texting. The flash went off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18403) - you deserved it (113618)

On 03/16/2009 at 4:41pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States

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Owned. So hard.

#1 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:07pm by Glickstick

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lmao, thats what happens when your a creap.
but...it happens :P
:)

#3 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:07pm by 122vanessa122

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