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Today, I found out my driver's license was suspended last year for a DUI ticket that wasn't paid. Apparently, someone had used my identity info to avoid the ticket on their record. The cops showed me the guy's picture taken when he was arrested. It was my brother. FML

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Shit, I hope you told the cop it was your brother. Family loyalty ends when they throw you under the truck.

#5 - On 07/18/2009 at 2:19pm by cpatrick820

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Thaaat sucks.
Now's the time to find a new way to get back at your brother.

#1 - On 07/18/2009 at 2:03pm by SiLveRStaRLIGHT

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