Today, my brother replaced my cologne with whiskey. I have a job interview and I smell like a drunk. FML
I agree, your life sucks (35828) - you deserved it (2952)
On 07/17/2009 at 7:14pm - misc - by tukker (man) - Canada (Ontario)
heresmybellybotton's life also sucksToday, I was babysitting a little girl down the street. She pulled out her 'memory box',…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, I was pulled over for speeding. I speak 4 languages and thought if I spoke French,…
Alcohol has a strong smell. Unless you're scent-impaired, YDI.
#2 - On 07/18/2009 at 3:22am by shoshizzle
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Uh. Simple solution. Wash it off.
#4 - On 07/18/2009 at 3:24am by bluepaintred
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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