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Today, I had a softball tournament which also landed on my birthday. My dad had to leave town for work, so he left me a card on my night stand. Instead of a happy birthday, all it said was 'Don't mess up the game for everyone'. FML


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On 07/17/2009 at 3:25am - misc - by msj137 - United States

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If you're lucky, he'll stay right where he is. Away.
Sorry that your dad is a prick.
Unless of course he plans to call you later and say 'haha, I was joking sweety'
We shall see, Mr. Prick. We shall see...

#10 - On 07/17/2009 at 10:35am by p00p0ster0us

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That's an awful thing to do.
I'll sing you a Happy Birthday song!

#13 - On 07/17/2009 at 11:04am by _Noon_

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