Today, my friend gave me a fortune cookie that said, "Don't be saddened by an upcoming event". Three hours later my girlfriend broke up with me because she said I was too superstitious. FML
I agree, your life sucks (34688) - you deserved it (4476)
On 07/16/2009 at 3:08am - misc - by joking0303 (man) - United States (Colorado)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, my wife gave me back my camera which she took on vacation to visit her parents…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, at the end of a night of heavy drinking, I decided it was a good idea to go off…
#9 - On 07/16/2009 at 10:33am by FreshPie
See in context
+7 | 27
It's a mis-fortune cookie!
#25 - On 07/16/2009 at 12:59pm by SuperSpore
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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