Today, my friend gave me a fortune cookie that said, "Don't be saddened by an upcoming event". Three hours later my girlfriend broke up with me because she said I was too superstitious. FML
by joking0303 / 07/16/2009 at 3:08am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
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I agree with #1 and 2. That would be a really dumb reason to break up with someone. So, in other words, you had a different fault that ended the relationship.
#3 - On 07/16/2009 at 10:11am by JessTrek
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#9 - On 07/16/2009 at 10:33am by FreshPie
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