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Today, my friend gave me a fortune cookie that said, "Don't be saddened by an upcoming event". Three hours later my girlfriend broke up with me because she said I was too superstitious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32387) - you deserved it (4140)

On 07/16/2009 at 3:08am - misc - by joking0303 (man) - United States (Colorado)

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