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Today, at martial arts practice, a guest sensei wanted to teach me some "manners". He pinned me down and proceded to choke me while crushing my nuts with his hands and yelling at me in front of the whole class, "DOES THAT HURT?!!?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37142) - you deserved it (6500)

On 07/15/2009 at 9:21am - misc - by GrippedMyBalls - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

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hope your kids are ok

#4 - On 07/15/2009 at 2:12pm by effthis

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I would called the cops fuck him.

#10 - On 07/15/2009 at 2:17pm by Dboy23

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