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Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53084) - you deserved it (2152)

On 07/14/2009 at 8:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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Someone has some 'splainin to do.

#3 - On 07/15/2009 at 3:53am by Duckasaurus

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That's just shitty parenting, talk to your damn son, not his girlfriend.

#14 - On 07/15/2009 at 4:13am by ELFENMAGICLOLZ

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